Another Not an article

4 10 2006

Hey guys, Again i’ve done alot of work today on this site. On your right again and as you go down you’ll find another category: “Humour is part of life”. It just contains some light hearted jokes. If you know it share it with us: Rules: Don’t be racist, Don’t be sexist (i.e. no blonde jokes), no dead babies jokes and no bagging out God in any way jokes.

Thanx guys

Cya

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19 responses

4 10 2006
bob

why not, they are the best forms of jokes.

“whats worse than a male chauvinistic pig?”

“a woman who wont do what shes told”

its funny because everyone thinks them, but have no guts to tell them out loud.

4 10 2006
strider1989

No mate they are not funny, because they are making fun of people and are offensive. Please follow the rules

4 10 2006
Tom

Bitu, if I had told the joke Bob just told at school, you would burst into laughter. I know because I have told jokes like this before, and that is your reaction. So I understand why you are saying not to put jokes like this up, and I respect that, but do not pretend you are so against it when I have seen that you aren’t. That is all.

T.

4 10 2006
Mad

I have a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD joke.

But it will offend you hardcore.

So I won’t say it…..

….man I love this joke.

4 10 2006
strider1989

hi tom,
That joke that bob said isn’t funny at all, I laugh at your jokes because of them are either quotes from family guy and explosm comics, I’m not pretending anything, when i put up the humour category i clearly stated the rules…When you put up the rules to something, you expect it to follow that rule in that field, Like a footy game, you don’t follow the rules out at the carpark do you!

Cya tom, how was the touch game, did u guys win
keep reading mate.

5 10 2006
bob

tell me please mad

“whats long, black and smelly?”

the unemployment line

5 10 2006
bob

what do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

they both like a tight seal

(btw rules are made to be broken)

5 10 2006
strider1989

I thought that the blog was your last. Anyway, all I can say is, just argue the point about the blog and don’t swear. That’s all and the jokes. If i remember, you are a Muslim, how many rules have you broken from the kuran. Is your god going to forgive you on his believes.

5 10 2006
bob

god spoke to me in a dream. he said fuck the internet, its full of charades, dresses, faires and poofters. oh and people who immitate other people and follow them around like a bad smell. then he showed me apicture of you, living in your unit eating curry. and he said shame, if only he stopped posting on the internet and got outside, and did some thing useful with his life.

is that he same god your reffering to? (in you whole blog) or is there more than one god?

5 10 2006
strider1989

I’m not making fun of you in anyway, but you keep continuing. HAHAHAHA.

Get a Life: that’s funny because considering I am not the one that can’t hack it that just may be, just may be, I’m right. You are pathetic. You contradict yourself every time you open your mouth. You say that there are “poofters” on the internet refereing that to me. Now that was your counter to me saying “I thought that was your last blog”. So I’m a “poofter” and right garbage but you still tend sometime agree and sometimes disagree with my thoughts.
And what’s with all the stupid curry remarks, you are the only guy arguing here that don’t even know, what are you doing mate.
If god spoke to you, which is kind of funny because when I was tring to argue about God EXISTING you were against me!! Umm..Funny that, so suddenly when you have to disapprove me by saying that I eat curry, YOUR god is there to support. I don’t think so. Who are you refereing to as the BAD SMELL AND FOLLOW THEM AROUND

5 10 2006
strider1989

Hey also BOB, what’s the point usng a different name to enforce that You are right.
Forgot that I’m the admin, you changing you name from BOB to A.Rus will not help. When you log on to my site to right your IP adress is attached on to your comment. You don’t see it but I CAN. that can only change if you write from a different computer or use a different connection. And your IP address is same For the name used as Arus and bob. Also if that wasn’t dumb enough you actually used the same email. People I can tell. ADMIN.

uhhhh MAN

5 10 2006
Mad

JOKES

Top 21 Good Things About Hell

21. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.

20. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil.

19. Your “Do you smell something burning?” slays ’em, year after year.

18. Plenty of legal help available for filing “wrongful death” lawsuit.

17. Newly passed law: Three strikes and you’re back in LA.

16. Satan’s confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.

15. Pornstars.

14. Well, sure, it’s hot, but it’s a *dry* heat.

13. Free prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily!

12. They have more books then just that one.

11. Killier tans

10. Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.

9. Everywhere you look, there’s a smoking section!

8. Big step up from Bakersfield.

7. Your little “blue flame” trick now produces spectacular results.

6. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80’s).

5. Now that you’ve followed her advice, you just might get that date with Cindy Crawford.

4. 52 smmmmmokin’ channels of Jim Carrey!

3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.

2. Everyone gets a length of pipe and a daily crack at Nancy Kerrigan’s knee.

1. Fortune to be made on “Welcome, O.J.” t-shirts

5 10 2006
Mad

A man dies and goes to heaven.

At the pearly gates a angle meets him to take him on the grand tour

“Over there” he says “are the Muslims”

“And over there are the Jews”

The tour continues like this untill they reach a larg city with a 40m high wall surrounding it.

“What’s that?” ask the man,

“O, they are the Christians”, the angle leans in closer “They think they are the only ones here”

5 10 2006
Tom

Bitu, when Bob told his first joke, you said it was not funny. Now one can only assume that you meant you didn’t think it was funny, because once again you can not speak for anyone but you. If i was to tell that joke at school, you would laugh. Thats a little hypocritical is it not? And my quotes from the Explosm comics are often just as, if not more degrading than Bob’s joke. So really, you find it funny when you think you will get away with it, but the second you are talking about God, nothing even slightly offensive is funny. That really is very two-faced. That is all.

T.

5 10 2006
strider1989

OK! tom, jokes off explosm comics are funny because they are smart, and well thought, calling a women worse than a chauvinistic pig is harsh. I think We know each other pretty well, but have ever heard me passing a harsh Joke like that. Common, be realistic here, You know how I’m. As I said earlier in the previous comment, I say sorry even if it’s not my fault. And no i wouldn’t laugh, i would say that’s a bit “harsh”. Explosm, CAD, they are smart, well though of.

6 10 2006
Tom

Explosm comics say worse things than “chauvinistic pig”. Explosm comics joke about things like AIDS, rape, sexual harrasment, make racist comments, and far worse. And YOU quote the site. I have heard you. So lets stop pretending that we don’t find these jokes funny, because thats the point of a joke, something that is said with humerous intent, in a NON-SERIOUS manner. Now really, I think these jokes are funny too. I’m not pretending or lying to make myself seem like a better person, but I take them as jokes. They are harmless unless you let them get to you. Really, no joke is offensive until someone takes offense. And that is really beyond your control. So, yes Bitu, I have heard you saying jokes like that, as well as worse ones. But really, it isn’t that big a deal. That is all.

T.

7 10 2006
strider1989

OK!

7 10 2006
Tom

Ok, I’m glad that this is settled. Because I will respect your instructions for this site, but do not go pretending that you do not find offensive jokes funny. That is all.

T.

9 10 2006
Mad

LOL

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