We decompose, Our Jokes live on

4 10 2006

Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”
The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!”
The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Thanx guys.

Cya.

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